Union spankponyfuckers

I mean really, do I need a warning label? Most people - who are smart - soon realise that whilst I have many fabulous good positive features..(compassionate, empathetic, good sarcasm, generous, great boobs, etc) that with everything good - there somes a little bit of evil.

I mean when Wendy Testaburger said in Southpark to Miss Ellen "Don't F*#K with me? Do you hear me bitch ?" I kind of found a kindered spirit.

I do not suffer fuckwits.
I will not suffer fools lightly - as my dadda more politely says.

Anyhow - at work - there is a number of tools who regularly park in our visitor carparking spots....yeah yeah I should build a bridge right ? WRONG..... last week one of my friends had her car written off and her aura fuckedup by a courier - speeding courier. Unable to park in the visitors parking spots - he was speed to go double park near the customer pickup when he smacked into her car. WRONG number 2 was having a one legged visitor come to the building and have NO disabled parking cause all the idiot employees had parked out the front, so one of our other customers parked in hoppy's spot.

So I commenced a carparking nazi campaign of emails, reception paging and general pissing and moaning in the carpark. I then commenced a numberplate recording system...(yep pen to paper a little oldfashioned, but still effective) With the fabulous assistance of our reception staff I also ordered the worlds biggest and stickiest of stickers...a noice A4 size, with which I was able to plaster over the offending repeat offenders.....

So on Monday lunchtime - I change into my walking clothes and chuff off on a walk in my lunch hour.

As I am walking out of the carpark, I am confronted by our dumbwitted union delegate...(OH PULEEEEEEEEEEEEASE) and dickhead TEMP employee - yes since when did TEMPS become unionised...who were primed to abuse me..... Great me verses 2 big hulking warehouse employees...misguided, dimwitted warehouse employees.

FWUD (fuck wit union delegate) "You've damaged his car - what are YOU and the company going to do about this? - YOU have no right to touch his property"

STBGT (soon to be gone TEMP) "Yeah - you have damaged my car. ....I have been parking here for 8 weeks with no problems....."

Guess what dickheads - you are so going to have a problem NOW

So right out the front of our HR managers/CFO's offices these 2 buffoons are trying to bring it...to me. I mean can anyone be any stupider?

So I afforded these cockflops with an opportunity to vent before I commenced my response.

having been an union delegate in the past, and having a degreee in HRM and fabulous knowledge base of IR, OHS and Discrimination acts,

I decided to attack STBGT about his inconsiderate parking behaviour and the FWUD about him standing up for
(WITH NO LEGAL<> -
that they were constituting a dangerous and unsafe workplace - AND contributing to discriminatory behaviour.....And guess what - that both backed down quicker than you could say - misinformed dickhead - AND I got an apology email from the FWUD.....

Now its off the hiring manager of the STGBT - to see him send out the door.

I mean really do I need a label? It should be evident that I will not take shit from anyone...especially a misinformed RUDE, IGNORANT tosser or two!!

A.F.F.S!!!