Bali Update #2
Greetings... firstly we are incredibly safe - there are no Tsunami's here.
A proliferation of bad mullets and scary Perth whitetrash on the otherhand,
does have us terrified - who all arrived for a holiday on Xmas day. WTF # 1
(white trash family # 1) Dad has 2 long dreaded rats tails...4 kids
called...Harley, Davidson, Bonny (I can only assume after the Triump
Bonnybelle) and Declan *Noice*.
WTF#2 (oh the acronym could also be what the fu*K ? - take your pick!!) dad
has a waist long mullet...yes I have photos...Mum and her
fadoubadaahs...never leave the pool bar where she sits and slugs back
baileys type cocktails 'screeching ' look hon, they are only $5 bucks a
cocktail'...
noice...we are playing the guessing game of - did they fund their trip
with....
a) biker drug money...
b) social security fraud
c) compensation claim from a nasty prison incident
d) winning at That's Liofe Competition...
Apart from the that scary fright, we have had a couple of hotel days as:-
1) Jasper got a middle ear infection - followed by
2) Mick getting a middle ear infection - followed by
3) me and Safi getting a sucky head cold - followed by
4) Mick now having the sucky head cold
We are all on the mend now except for Mick who is 'suffering' the head cold
- he will live...just....teehee..but we have been experimenting with a
number of great pharmacuticals....
Xmas day was so classy......NOT!..... as Jasper was still super sick and had
not eaten for 2 days - we all were stoked that his appetite came back and
for lunch we trotted off for Macca's and Timezone...(Mick stayed at hotel
with Safi and her cold).
Xmas dinner was much better at our mates restaurant - and we bypast the
boring xmas menu for Garlic Prawns and whole lobster all for $ 25 a head
(inc drinks and dessert), by far our favourite place is still the little
dodgy warung up the road....Last night in a blackout and massive flooded
downpour, me and Tabba (everyone else was feeling too sick or wanted room
service) waded out in the poo water (thank god for dettol) floods in the
streets for excellent coconut chicken curry and nasi goreng...again for a
massive...29,000rp...(or a little over $4 - and that included drinks and
food for both of us!!)
Cause its so hot and they spend alll day in the pool - the kids are lucky to
see 7.30 pm as they just crash at night so jasper spent Xmas dinner asleep
on 2 chairs on the restaurant!!
Oh Tabba has met the love of her life *Sean*...from Perth (not one of the
WTF families). Good thing is they can continue their great love affair from
a safe distance on MSN when we return. He is a lovely kid also 14 and they
have been spending lots of time together....
Mick and I couldn't resist an overwhelming desire to fully embarass Tabba
the other night when she was having a night swim with *Sean* - when me and
Mick bombed the pool and then proceeded to pash infront of her and her
mates......Over heard was one teenager saying "OMG thats more scaried than
the Grudge...." Tee hee....:0)
Okay I am such a sucker for the beggars...I have tried superhard not
too..but my daily beggar habit is costing me about $20 a day!! Firstly
there is the stumpy 1 legged man in Padma street, then there is an old woman
(yes I know she probably has a million dollar home in Seminyak) with no
teeth and bad body odour - who insists on hugging me every time I see her
and cash her up - then there is some dodgy javanese junkyfu*ked woman who
begs at night with her 6 month old and 3 year old. (I give the kids drinks
and food and the woman cash - which I know probably goes up her arm)
Since Xmas some scarey Aussie tourists have arrived all over the
island...you know the ones that make you cringe and tell others you are from
NZ...cause you are too embarrassed!
Oh the news footage over here on Indo tv is real reality tv - they show
everything and the footage of the Tsunami stuff is incredibly disturbing..
IF you do have some spare cash (even a couple of bucks) after Xmas....chuck
it via credit card...to www.worldvision.com.au or www.redcross.org.au
Oh Kellie and Gordie, my INdo is coming along - thank you both for your
help...every morning I try out new phrases with Made our roomboy (I also
book a "derh you wanta learn indo book)...My favourite phrase is Kepala
Udang (prawn head)...noice...I also made Made laugh one morning when Mick
was being on the stupid side of glamourous when I called him Kerang
Ajar...Tee hee.... I have to do 2 non psych subjects over the next 2 years
and seriously considering Intro Indo as one of them
:0)
I have been checking out some tops villas for our next trip (Xmas 2006) and
have found what could be perfect up north of Seminyak...At present its
$2,500 US per month - but that is for a villa complex that has a pool,
daily maid service, 8 bedrooms, small home theatre, kitchen, BBQ - so
Gordie split between us (we would prolly take 2-3 rooms, you, Sam/Graham,
and some others, it could be a great cheap trip next time)...I have to get
into the next time mode as I am on the downward side of my holiday....only 6
more sleeps left in Bali *sniff*....
A proliferation of bad mullets and scary Perth whitetrash on the otherhand,
does have us terrified - who all arrived for a holiday on Xmas day. WTF # 1
(white trash family # 1) Dad has 2 long dreaded rats tails...4 kids
called...Harley, Davidson, Bonny (I can only assume after the Triump
Bonnybelle) and Declan *Noice*.
WTF#2 (oh the acronym could also be what the fu*K ? - take your pick!!) dad
has a waist long mullet...yes I have photos...Mum and her
fadoubadaahs...never leave the pool bar where she sits and slugs back
baileys type cocktails 'screeching ' look hon, they are only $5 bucks a
cocktail'...
noice...we are playing the guessing game of - did they fund their trip
with....
a) biker drug money...
b) social security fraud
c) compensation claim from a nasty prison incident
d) winning at That's Liofe Competition...
Apart from the that scary fright, we have had a couple of hotel days as:-
1) Jasper got a middle ear infection - followed by
2) Mick getting a middle ear infection - followed by
3) me and Safi getting a sucky head cold - followed by
4) Mick now having the sucky head cold
We are all on the mend now except for Mick who is 'suffering' the head cold
- he will live...just....teehee..but we have been experimenting with a
number of great pharmacuticals....
Xmas day was so classy......NOT!..... as Jasper was still super sick and had
not eaten for 2 days - we all were stoked that his appetite came back and
for lunch we trotted off for Macca's and Timezone...(Mick stayed at hotel
with Safi and her cold).
Xmas dinner was much better at our mates restaurant - and we bypast the
boring xmas menu for Garlic Prawns and whole lobster all for $ 25 a head
(inc drinks and dessert), by far our favourite place is still the little
dodgy warung up the road....Last night in a blackout and massive flooded
downpour, me and Tabba (everyone else was feeling too sick or wanted room
service) waded out in the poo water (thank god for dettol) floods in the
streets for excellent coconut chicken curry and nasi goreng...again for a
massive...29,000rp...(or a little over $4 - and that included drinks and
food for both of us!!)
Cause its so hot and they spend alll day in the pool - the kids are lucky to
see 7.30 pm as they just crash at night so jasper spent Xmas dinner asleep
on 2 chairs on the restaurant!!
Oh Tabba has met the love of her life *Sean*...from Perth (not one of the
WTF families). Good thing is they can continue their great love affair from
a safe distance on MSN when we return. He is a lovely kid also 14 and they
have been spending lots of time together....
Mick and I couldn't resist an overwhelming desire to fully embarass Tabba
the other night when she was having a night swim with *Sean* - when me and
Mick bombed the pool and then proceeded to pash infront of her and her
mates......Over heard was one teenager saying "OMG thats more scaried than
the Grudge...." Tee hee....:0)
Okay I am such a sucker for the beggars...I have tried superhard not
too..but my daily beggar habit is costing me about $20 a day!! Firstly
there is the stumpy 1 legged man in Padma street, then there is an old woman
(yes I know she probably has a million dollar home in Seminyak) with no
teeth and bad body odour - who insists on hugging me every time I see her
and cash her up - then there is some dodgy javanese junkyfu*ked woman who
begs at night with her 6 month old and 3 year old. (I give the kids drinks
and food and the woman cash - which I know probably goes up her arm)
Since Xmas some scarey Aussie tourists have arrived all over the
island...you know the ones that make you cringe and tell others you are from
NZ...cause you are too embarrassed!
Oh the news footage over here on Indo tv is real reality tv - they show
everything and the footage of the Tsunami stuff is incredibly disturbing..
IF you do have some spare cash (even a couple of bucks) after Xmas....chuck
it via credit card...to www.worldvision.com.au or www.redcross.org.au
Oh Kellie and Gordie, my INdo is coming along - thank you both for your
help...every morning I try out new phrases with Made our roomboy (I also
book a "derh you wanta learn indo book)...My favourite phrase is Kepala
Udang (prawn head)...noice...I also made Made laugh one morning when Mick
was being on the stupid side of glamourous when I called him Kerang
Ajar...Tee hee.... I have to do 2 non psych subjects over the next 2 years
and seriously considering Intro Indo as one of them
:0)
I have been checking out some tops villas for our next trip (Xmas 2006) and
have found what could be perfect up north of Seminyak...At present its
$2,500 US per month - but that is for a villa complex that has a pool,
daily maid service, 8 bedrooms, small home theatre, kitchen, BBQ - so
Gordie split between us (we would prolly take 2-3 rooms, you, Sam/Graham,
and some others, it could be a great cheap trip next time)...I have to get
into the next time mode as I am on the downward side of my holiday....only 6
more sleeps left in Bali *sniff*....
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