Only the really stupid attempt to dismiss...

I am always astounded, shocked and amazed at the incredibly levels of misogynistic dimissals by men in my workplace. Really - are you that insanely stupid?

Clutzo#1 - recently arrived late for a mgt meeting. punishment = take the meeting minutes - simple enough. at the end of the meeting he slide his pathetic a4 peice of paper across the table and said to me "heres the minutes".

oh pulese you neandathal FREAK....I thrust it back in his hands and infront of all - just stated, but *insertClutzo#1 name here * you can load them into the database in paper form...you need to type them up and send an email link to all.

The meeting had early commenced with the words of wisdom from another MALE manager - when discussing the problem of staff retention..."well we have to stop hiring women cause all my staff keep getting pregnant".....I couldn't hold back and responded with " well you have to treat your staff better and stop telling them all get fucked then" This is the same manager who BULLIED a fabulous employee into resigning recently.

Just amazing.

Pull your dick out and stretch that foreskin and pull it over your head and GO FUCK YOURSELF>>>>for FUCKS SAKE!!<<<<< NAH!

Okay I feel slightly better now....

peace be with you one and all.

I need another weekend please?

I should have known...the early mark on a Friday afternoon...heading home in the not so busy traffic, I thought I should just touch base with our baby sitter....

"Come quick she is really sick and her eyes are rolling back in her head" are the not the words that can be used to calm.. I pick up Safi and Yup she is super sick - gastro lurgy.. I take her to the local GP - I knew would be a waste of time and after she threw up all in his waiting room and allover a lovely toy truck in the childrens toy basket - I got the referral letter to the Hospital.

At least our local hospital - its a big metro one - is great and super. Anytime we have been sick we get AWESOME care. They ended up admitting her and after it took 4 of us to hold her down to put a drip in..(keeping in mind she is 11.5 kilos and 22 months old) she started to get better.

I got to stay at the hospital on a lovely fold out bed approx 14cm wide for the Friday and Saturday nights. I managed to do a tagteam effort with Mick so I could still attend Waynes play on Saturday Night and catch up with mates for Indian food...Great idea or so I thought...

half way through the play - another one of Mr Tunks's fabulous work. - the demons in the belly started...The fart pains were killing me and some were clearly audible to the person sitting beside me..not farting but inside fartnoise...the noise your belly makes before you fart / explode.

Anyhows I managed to make it back to the hospital after the play - where I sat and farted for a whole 10 mins I am sure and went - fitfully off to sleep...

I awoke with a start...and a run and leap to the dunny to commence driving the porceline bus...
You can really come chat to me ab0ut vomit stories UNTIL you have had lentils, prawns, curry and lamb korma come flying out of your mouth and nose! It was just WRONG...

It was awful. even more awful was the fact that Tabba - who had gone home with Mick, made it till about 3am till she leaned over the side of her loft bed and did a tandoori splatter from 185cm..you can really get some coverage from that height...

Needless to say upon my arrival home on SUNDAY at 3pm..some 48 hours after my early mark.....the weekend was nearly over and I seriously needed a replacement.

Selemat Pagi - Saya cinta cucing-cucing nakal!!

Goodmorning and yes I love naughty pussies!!

• the furry kind

• the furry kind that smell like fish...

• the furry kind that smell like fish and purr you dirty bugger!!!!!

My Indo exam came and went and today my brain is decididly working a little faster. My exam wasn't too frightful - only the fuckers left off the essay question - the one I had completely memorised in my head so I could score a good 30 marks for. Never mind at least I think I did rather well. My comprehension bit was good and I feel I did rather well there and pretty good on the rest. So I am hopeful of a distinction.

OMG what is it with roadrage donkies in the morning?

The loser in the Telstra van this morning - you know who u are...you inconsiderate small penised cocksucker loser...whats the go with cutting me off not once but twice, then you try and cut into my lane and then abuse me? Are you for real? *STEAM* telstra values safe driving......YEAH RIGHT

I am going to start blogging all the numberplates of losers who cut me off in the traffic.
I am sure it will achieve something fabulous at least I will feel vindicated.


Oh an another rant...today I had to uninstall lotus 7.0 as our ITS (incredibly tired sucky-ITS fuckers) decided that my blackberry would not be supported unless I was running the SOE (Sucky OldsoftwaresystemsthatITSonlywantto supportfor Ever) version which is Lotus 5.0.11 release July 2002 - yes 3 years ago. I work for an IT company that distributes the very latest in lotus software BUT I cant have it installed cause our ITS doesn't support it....*nah*


Oh well they are my words of wisdome for today...that and remember to always KARENA after a MENGAPA!!

Sampai bertuma lagi!

155sleeps...and everyone shits me today.

Now its June.

Now I am sick with a sucky headcold and I just spent my entire longweekend on my deathbed trying to cram all my Indo stuff for my exam tomorrow.

The kids were complete turds this morn and Mick...whinged about not having the carseat in his car therefore you see my lot to drop them off. So I snapped it at all of them - no wonder people run away to the circus.

The upside of all of this, is due to the schapelle corby thing - there are lots of FF points flights to bali - so I am off without Mick+kids in November...the sanity is only visible due to the 155sleeps till I go milestone.

Very stressed at the moment with life. I desperately want to do all my uni and become a shrink and soon, however if I push myself I am only going to get passes and I desperately need B+s to get the GPA to do honours - SO - I am going to drop to 3 subjects next year to give myself a break rather than 5. Its a little hard to work fulltime 50hrs+, +plus 3 kids, +health and fitness, + 5 subjects@uni. So it will see me graduating from this course in 2009/2010 rather than 2008 - BUT at least this way I can get the GPA I need. Besides if things change - I can pick up extra subjects along the way. Perhaps a strategy could be to use my longservice leave and take 6 months leave @ 1/2 pay and do 4/5 catchup subjects then.

*nah* I just want to win lotto and quit work and go to uni full-time.
It sucks when you wake up and realise you are a grownup..it creeps up on you from nowhere.
fuckers.
rant
bitch
whinge...