I can feel a AFFS coming on...

what a day, and it was a Monday too. Kinda harsh with the stupidity that developed and snowballed throughout the day!

1) sometimes it can be a blessing to have your elderly dadda be fuzzy headed with dementia...I rang Dadda on Sunday to wish him Happy Birthday - convinced that it was Sunday the 28th of August - why so convinced, cause my Foundation psych B paper was due on the 30th of aug which I had convinced myself - was on a tuesday.

So I awaken this morn (Correct day Monday 30th of Aug) to discover it is not the 29th of August and its really the 30th of Aug and my assignment is now due today...*nah* So with my assignment 90% done i panic and get online and email myself at work my 90% completed assignment.

I then get to work and our ITS department has an issue with in coming emails...NAH so my urgent email - that I sent to myself at 6.45am arrives in my work email box @ 12.30.... So in between meetings, and interrupted lunch hour (hmmm IBM need to learn what 40seconds really are) I try and finish my assignment - and the sucky bit about dependent and independent variables and gaps in knowledge crap. I then go online to the USQ website to make sure there are no other postings from students about one of my answers to find that after a massive made rush and panic - ALL students have automatically received a one week period extension due to the fact the original lectuerer has left.

oh kids here it is.......AhhhhhhhhhFoooooorFucksSake! *NAH*

At least that will enable me the chance to confidently get an A rather than send of something worthy of a B.

Oh my other clums moment was...taking my 6 yo sons lunch to work and sending him off with a tin of tuna, capsicum in balsamic vinegar with wholemeal bread, and a small tin of apricots...he would especially love all of those NOT....I had the pleasure of a cheese sandwich, bottle of water, museli bar and cheese and cracker pack. Luckily i was able to discover my derh moment and SMSd the baby sitter to change his lunch!

Oh speaking of Derhs...more quotes from the sales spastics....

MN -> what does B2B mean?? (b2b=business to business)
NW -> I dunno back to blonde maybe???

the same two who brought us the classic quotes of...

MN -> how do you spell fragile?
NW -> is it f-r-a-g-i-l-l?

or

from nearby
SF - > how do you spell derh?
NW -> isn't it D E double R?
MN -> no its only one R I think?


sorry another ahhhhforfuckssake...

these are the same incredibly ridiculous bimbos who were last week talking about getting some work done on their faces...they are MN = 25, SF =24 and NW = 29.....
Like i know we all have ugly days or fat days, but most of us have really fabulous I am tops about myself days...YET here are 3 women with a combined body fat ration of about 10%, who are so miserable, have the most fucked up self esteem and bad relationship with their bodies and self image. Hmmmm perhaps they are just so miserable cause they haven't kept any food down since 1998!!

well I leave you with one more forfucksake...I am attempting to get into the USQ website -AGAIN- to submit an online paper for AST1000 BUT the fucker is down!! NAH

the chaos of my life catches up and delays the all important blog!

OMG...tis 3 weeks and some days since my last blog. Forgive me blogger for I have sinned. I have sinned against the basal element of my personality...the internal soul of Molly that screams and begs to be let out from time to time...and here I am locking her up for 3 whole weeks? Shame on me Shame!! Okay the excitement of my last 3 weeks.

1) Safi bubba got a festy vomitlurgy - however I managed to transport her to the doctors (with 8 beachtowels covering precious surfaces) without getting any vomit on my new car. She was so looking like a world vision baby as she dropped 25% of her body weight in 3 days.

2) took sexy Fangmobile to Melbourne for the weekend. Saw Moomshoom, Gordie, Fiona (and learnt that my opinions - albeit unfavourable - were wrong and unfair - she really is quite tops!), and most importantly went to Brunetti's and ate lots of yumminess. Melbourne was cold (for us) but the weather was aparently the best its ever been.

3) Got my first speeding ticket in like years - thank you Wanagratta Cuntstable Rob...

4) work was well - nahwork - so everything is always last minute - but thats the way I thrive.

5) Spent an entire week with naked nail beds...took a week of unacrylicying on my nails

6) spent 2 weekends in a row sick - how sucky - sick on a play day - so like unfair...

7) Safi Bubba started swimming bubbas and loves it no end. She is such a star.

8) discovered the evilness of daughter #1 and her perchance for thiefery. So pissedoff and angry with her. She had been slowly taxing my oroton tin (my money tin where was I collectin $1 and $2 coins so I could have a completely consumeristic orgasm at the Oroton Shop at the airport at Xmas ) to the point where I only had $24 in my tin (there should have been $100). FINALLY
after being a thief and a liar - she admitted to not only stealing my money - but raiding her little brothers tin earlier in the year.

*NAH!!* x 100000000000000000

I can replace the money - I cant replace the trust. It HURT so much and to be truthful, I wanted to grab a big handful of her hair and smack her bigtime. But what do you do with a 14 yo who steals from their mother? is it my fault ? Is her behaviour the product of my actions?

nah nah nah nah!!

her punishment was a week of no hotmail/msn + the forfeiture of her bday money from grandad ($200 = $100 to me and $100 to her brother).

9) My newcar- teehee got rearended by my besty in the traffic - I kid you not.And yep it was piss funny - seriously. She had been following me in the traffic and was suffering a sucky headcold and was a bit delirious...anyways the traffic moved, then stopped and she well, just moved and moved into my bumper! I hopped out crying with laughter, and she just hopped out crying...she can see the funny side of it now.

10) sucky mgt training at work with the Group manager(dude in charge of aust/nz/pacific/asia etc...that runs all these regions from 15 hours away in South Af) Came to give us all words of wisdom. Lets see there was:-

• a rugby joke
• a sexist my wife likes to shop joke
• another sporting joke
• oh and did I mention something about rugby

Oh the most sickening bit - was the crawlysuckbrownnosed mgtfuckers who laughed at his bad/sexist/inappropriate jokes with fake laughter andeven faker smiles ! Gosh I could so feel a"FFS" brewing all day....

FFS = for fucks sake! = extreme exasperation exclamation!

11) my new car finally has its 1000 km service tomorrow (even though it sits at 2800km!oops)


anyways I leave you with this url.....