Wednesday...ahhh its Happy C*#$ Day!
Oh thank god for Wednesdays - that one day of the week - revered in parts of the world as 'hump day' but for a selected few who worship the wonder of Wednesdays - it's affectionately known as HAPPY C*NT DAY!!
Why Happy C Day you ask? - Well - we all know its very unladylike to use the C word - some shudder at its mention - others faint - and some pull the most amazing ducksbum faces! So being modern women of the world, and empowered enough to use the FORBIDDEN word - we decided to ration ourselves to one day a week - and what better day of the week than Wednesdays.
You see it just wouldn't be right to use it on a Monday or a Tuesday but by a Wednesday - its inevitable that you would have encountered a number of worthy specimens deserving the title. By Thursday and Friday - you start to calm down from a hectic work week - and you know the weekend is just a few hours away. It so wouldn't be appropriate to use it on Saturday or Sunday - because no matter how horrid your weekend - its still the WEEKEND.
'C*nt' is perhaps the single most offensive and censored swearword in the English language. Our taboo surrounding the word ensures that it is rarely discussed, though, when it is, the superlatives come thick and fast. Accordingly, Andrew Goldman calls it "the mother of all nasty words" and "the most controversial word of all" (1999). For Tom Aldridge, it is "unarguably the most obscene [and] most forbidden word in English", "the ultimate obscenity", and "the nastiest four-letter word" (2001). John Doran describes it as "The most offensive word in the world", "the worst word that anyone has ever been able to think of", and "[the] most terrible of terrible words" (2002).
In its second edition, the Oxford English Dictionary (1989), the foremost authority on English etymology, clarifies the word's commonest contexts as the two-fold "female external genital organs" and "term of vulgar abuse". At the heart of this incongruity is our culture's negative attitude towards femininity. 'C*NT' is a primary example of the multitude of tabooed words and phrases relating to female sexuality, and of the misogyny inherent in sexual discourse. [Matthew Hunt]
These Last 2 paragraphs are from www.Matthewhunt.com
And I urge you to do more research in the shame, mystery and finally pride of the cunt.
Why Happy C Day you ask? - Well - we all know its very unladylike to use the C word - some shudder at its mention - others faint - and some pull the most amazing ducksbum faces! So being modern women of the world, and empowered enough to use the FORBIDDEN word - we decided to ration ourselves to one day a week - and what better day of the week than Wednesdays.
You see it just wouldn't be right to use it on a Monday or a Tuesday but by a Wednesday - its inevitable that you would have encountered a number of worthy specimens deserving the title. By Thursday and Friday - you start to calm down from a hectic work week - and you know the weekend is just a few hours away. It so wouldn't be appropriate to use it on Saturday or Sunday - because no matter how horrid your weekend - its still the WEEKEND.
'C*nt' is perhaps the single most offensive and censored swearword in the English language. Our taboo surrounding the word ensures that it is rarely discussed, though, when it is, the superlatives come thick and fast. Accordingly, Andrew Goldman calls it "the mother of all nasty words" and "the most controversial word of all" (1999). For Tom Aldridge, it is "unarguably the most obscene [and] most forbidden word in English", "the ultimate obscenity", and "the nastiest four-letter word" (2001). John Doran describes it as "The most offensive word in the world", "the worst word that anyone has ever been able to think of", and "[the] most terrible of terrible words" (2002).
In its second edition, the Oxford English Dictionary (1989), the foremost authority on English etymology, clarifies the word's commonest contexts as the two-fold "female external genital organs" and "term of vulgar abuse". At the heart of this incongruity is our culture's negative attitude towards femininity. 'C*NT' is a primary example of the multitude of tabooed words and phrases relating to female sexuality, and of the misogyny inherent in sexual discourse. [Matthew Hunt]
These Last 2 paragraphs are from www.Matthewhunt.com
And I urge you to do more research in the shame, mystery and finally pride of the cunt.
posted by MollyRoxanne at
9:31 PM
1 Comments:
Thanks for the link - much appreciated :-)
Mat.
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