Welcome 13/7

Hello and welcome to the first of my many rants, bitches, piss 'n moans. Today - was another joyous day at work. Slightly hypersensitive and suffering from a touch of PMS I resisted the urge to plant a hb pencil into the head of one of stupid yet noisy sales team. This particular person - for the purpose of this entry will go by the name of MN. MN is a young ambition corporate woman who has the most unfortunate Australian accent - for those familiar - think Kath n Kim..."look at moi puleeeeeeeease Keeeeeeimmy". Anyways as MN's wedding date moves closer, the frequency of her annoying and tedious personal calls increase.

"oh hoi, moiy nahme is MN, Om ringin about my weddin, moiy feeonceee and Oi are getting married in December, oh his name is Elllleveeees"
[readers please note - whilst an effort has been made to hide MN's identity - her fiance is in fact called Elvis - noice]

Anyways her annoying nasally Aussie strine - is killing me and today I swapped between the - stab her in the eye with pencil - or perhaps use the same aforementioned pencil to perform some surgery to relieve her hideous annoid issues - fantasty.

Todays intellectual challenge is in the form of a definition. The word of the moment is CLOACA, please feel free to use it in a sentence. This word enabled me - albeit for a moment - to be slightly more brilliant than the fabulously technical Nerdboy in ITS.

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